"Education isn't everything. For a start, it isn't an elephant"
Spike Milligan
Monday, August 06, 2007
Time for a holiday joke
Q. Where did the mathematician go on holiday?
A. Cuba
If you can do better, and I hope somebody can, answers on a postcard (or comment) please!
1 comment:
Anonymous
said...
What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...
Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is pi ?" The engineer said: "It is approximately 3 and 1/7" The physicist said: "It is 3.14159" The mathematician thought a bit, and replied "It is equal to pi".
"The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again..."
Q: What does the little mermaid wear? A: An algae-bra.
1 comment:
What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...
Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is pi ?"
The engineer said: "It is approximately 3 and 1/7"
The physicist said: "It is 3.14159"
The mathematician thought a bit, and replied "It is equal to pi".
"The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again..."
Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
A: An algae-bra.
Robert Smith 10W1 2007 ©
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