Feeling down about the football? Here's a joke for you!

A school football coach walked into the changing room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you didn't turn up for your maths test, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a maths question, and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"
The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"
"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on Sir, give him another chance!"